#you know what

[seasidefae]

thank you to whoever pointed out that oscar was locked in during the williams f175 presentation (and charles, too, but i can cry about that later)

[noodles-and-tea]

We could really use a wish right now…

[s3rrrpentine]

(*°▽°*) making bad decision(s)

[backpackingspace]

My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.

[aza-trash-can]

No more Jason calling Tim "replacement" in fanon

Jason should call him "pending lawsuit"

Consider:

Tim as Red Robin: *patrolling through crime alley* Jason: Hey! No pending lawsuits allowed here! I'm not a damn lawyer! Tim: I will bust Two-Face out for this I sweAR TO GOD-

[konjiang]

Sqh could piss lbh off by sleeping with BOTH his subordinate and dad. His must trusted demon general, he's sqhs lover. His unpredictable dad, also sqhs lover. Sqh basically have full control of the demon realm. Lbh goes home to his shizun, his husband, only to see his shizun being relaxed, laughing at what sqh said/did. Power move.

[gabisart]

It did hurt.

[machveil]

Ohhh tiny reader with loser ghost is adorable and hot. Can we get some very sexy imagine when loser ghost finally makes it fit? Please please please

YES yes you can - original post

CW: Fem!Reader, size difference/kink

Loser!Simon Riley who’s been pussy drunk for over an hour. hot tears running down your cheeks and your hands clutching his short-cropped hair. he’s dripping with you, chin soaked and moaning against your cunt. he can’t keep his eyes open, brows knit as he desperately tries to send you over the edge again, thick fingers clumsily plunging in and out of you. an hour of Simon losing himself in you, neither of you sure how many times he’s tipped you over the edge

he can’t help himself when he ruts against the mattress, achingly hard and straining against his pants. and, oh, his hips stutter when you yank on his hair, thighs clamping around his head as you orgasm. stuck, locked between your thighs as you cry out - all he can do is helplessly suck on your clit, slick fingers slowing down before he pulls them out. as soon as he can come up he’s tugging his jeans and boxers down, too impatient to tug them down past his thighs. “C’mon love, wanna feel you.”, he mumbles out, hands already moving to prop your legs up so he can thrust between your plush thighs

Loser!Simon Riley whose heart skips a beat when you murmur, “In me— wanna— Simon, please?”. he freezes, eyes darting down to his cock - it hasn’t fit before, he doesn’t want to hurt you. but when Simon looks back at you, hair messy and a dopey smile on your lips, he figures trying again is okay. throat tight as lets go of your legs, breathing heavily when you spread them, he nervously brings his tip to your slit. “Gonna go slow, sweet’art.”, is all he can manage to say, sloppily dragging his head up and down your cunt for a moment

Loser!Simon Riley who has to pause when he bullies his tip into you, legs shaky as he tries not to come too quickly - but you feel so good already. it’s agonizing, the slow stretch of Simon filling you. your slurred out encouragements aren’t making it any easier for Simon, babbling about how full you feel even though he’s barely worked himself in. small, controlled thrusts leave him fucking his tip deeper into you, his eyes screwing shut when you clench around him. he’s lost in the feeling, time rolling past him as he focuses on how you feel, too tight, too warm

Loser!Simon Riley who doesn’t realize he’s pelvis to pelvis with you, eyebrows knit as his head dips down, panting against your neck. Simon only realizes he can’t push any further when you roll your hips against his, it has him moaning hoarsely into your ear. he pushes himself up, just enough to look at where you’re connected and freezes - heart in his throat when he sees your tummy. barely visible, something snaps in him with he sees the little bulge his tip leaves against you. sharp gasp leaving your lips, Simon can’t help but sporadically rut into you, eyes glued to where your tummy bulges ever so slightly. “Good— fuckin’ perfect, love—”, he rasps out, hips stuttering to a pause when you clench a little to tightly around him

[charlizie]

“Freaks DNI!” what do you mean by that. because some people consider gay and trans people to be freaks. some people consider pocs and other minorities to be freaks. what do you mean by freaks dni

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

My headcanon is that trying to catch each other out with mind tricks is a game young jedi play. They're probably not really supposed to, because it could easily turn into bullying, but it's a game as old as jedi anyway. Just silly little things, like maybe they're eating dinner and someone drops a "you want to throw a meilooran at Yord" and they'll be halfway to doing it before noticing they're being had

[cinamun]

Adult mistakes | Next

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

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The way Anthony has his entire chest puffed out his like a proud peacock, simply because he’s so proud to have Kate by his side, and in his arms, all happy and smiling

[ghostscrown]

Shout out to Cole for being invited to the beautiful perfect kingdom, meeting the beautiful perfect princess who happens to be his biggest fan ever, but then becoming bestie with her – and later falling in love with a guy who's mixed of the two feral goblin species from the underground of the castle, and living with him in a dump

[koko2unite]

girls be like "he's so babygirl" and it's the darkest, most brooding, melancholic, tortured man you've ever laid eyes on

[lavb-b]

Fishing

+Princess goes snorkeling

…it was based on a true story…

+other old doodles